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The Boston Herald reviews "The Blonde in the Thunderbird'' That is the new one-woman Broadway show from Suzanne Somers in which she plays the part of ... Eleonor Roosevelt. No, I'm just kidding. She actually stands on stage and talks about her own life, stopping to sing a few old tunes with new lyrics. I didn't make any of this up. The following are real quotes from the review:

• "An original musical number features Somers prancing around the stage strapped to a small foam Thunderbird (a nod to her big break in ``American Graffiti''). Your jaw may drop, but not for the right reason."
• "When she inevitably trots out a cart filled with her Home Shopping products, it's surprising she doesn't try to make a few sales from the stage."
• " ... it was evident Somers can't sing, can't really act, but she does have guts. At 58, she still has a great body (you better believe that Thigh Master makes an appearance)"