Other Crap

Disney sets its sights on China: Snow White is about to be transformed into a martial arts epic with Shaolin monks replacing the seven dwarves. Nothing very new about adapting this story to other cultures. You can read in my official biography/filmography that I played Grumpy-san in Snow White and the Seven Samurai. Other possibilities

• Disney sets its sights on Christianity with Snow White and the Seven Seals
  
• Disney sets its sights on Detroit with Snow White and the Seven Pips
  
• Disney sets its sights on the Merchant-Ivory audience with Snow White and the Seven Gables
  
• Disney sets its sights on the titillation crowd with Snow White and the Seven Year Itch
  
• Disney sets its sights on musical biopics with Snow White and the Seven Little Foys
  
• She rode hard all day, and still stayed white. Snow White and the Magnificent Seven
  
• Disney tells Custer's tale as it's never been told before in Snow White and the Seventh Cavalry