Monday, July 25, 2005

Potential New Jersey legislation bans smoking in your own car.
  • What can ya say? New Jersey cops just have too much time on their hands after the state eliminated all serious crimes.
  • Traffic safety groups acknowledge that motorists already completely ignore the state's year-old law against using hand-held cell phones. I suppose between cell phones and cigarettes, New Jersey will have made pretty close to 100% of the state's drivers into criminals!
  • Personally, I support installing cameras in every single car so we can monitor this situation carefully. I will personally volunteer to watch Pam Anderson's car, cuz I figure something fun will happen there eventually. And if Hugh Grant is visiting, I'll watch his car as well.

1 comment:

  1. Smoking in your car is destracting in New Jersey, pets in your car are destracting in Pennsylvania prompting legislation for a Pet Seatbelt law. Cell phones are apparently destracting everywhere because people can't be expected to talk and drive at the same time. How long before we are no longer free to drive with another person in the car because talking to them is a destraction. You know, in some states, if you're below the age of 18, you're not allowed to drive with others below the age of 18 in the car.

    Proving once again that every law the government passes means less freedom for the rest of us. Free country my ass...

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