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Quotables: Late Night with Conan O'Brien

• "In a speech this week Hillary Clinton compared President Bush to Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman. After hearing this the President said, 'Finally a literary reference I understand.'"
• "Brad Pitt insists he's not in bed with the flu, they are just good friends."
• "President Bush went to Indiana today to try to reach out to the state's black voters. Apparently Indiana's blacks are divided: one likes Bush but the other doesn't."
• "Drew Barrymore says she will stop acting and become a director when her 'boobs start sagging.' Which, by the way, this is the same reason Michael Moore became a director."
• "In a recent interview, Michael Jackson said that when he dies he wants his body to be frozen. Not surprisingly, once Jackson is frozen he wants to have his body placed in an ice cream truck."