Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Vince Vaughn has dismissed reports that he is "dating" Jennifer Aniston.
  • "There's no dating, per se," said the comedy star, "I'm just tappin' that sweet ass. I mean I'm pummelin' that poontang in ways and places Brad Pitt never dreamed of. That girl is gettin' it all: Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, Baltimore Bottom, Louisiana Leapfrog, Oakland Auger, Atlanta Asshat, Rear-view Mirror, Head Adair, the ol' Kool-Aid Kids - even the highly dreaded Crazy Straws."
  • Sigh, what he really said was so-o-o-o boring.

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