Friday, July 29, 2005

Weekly World News: "HOW TO TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE FAT WITHOUT HURTING THEIR FEELINGS" ... Sure, these will work:
  • Make the porker laugh by calling him or her a funny name like el tubbo, fatty, lard butt, jelly belly, fat girl or fat pig before you turn serious. Then when you say, "Seriously, Doreen, you really are disgusting," the sting of the truth won't hurt a bit.

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