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Grade-Z director Uwe Boll on his latest game-based schlockfest: "If people liked Dances With Wolves or Braveheart, they'll like this movie."

• The one thing that really elevated Ed Wood above the level of other Grade-Z producers and directors was his sincere self-delusion. Guys like Dave Friedman and One-shot Beaudine knew that they were hacks out to pick up a buck here and there, but Ed thought he was Shakespeare! Uwe is in the Ed Wood category. I can imagine him sitting in his own audience, moving his mouth along with the film.