Other Crap

Save The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from extinction.

• At last, a cause where I can see myself as the celebrity spokesman.
• This could also be my entrée en matière into the world of Japanese octopus porn. Whatever that means. It probably means "cheese that smells like foot-stink," but French expressions just sound cool.
• Anyway, who would have thought that octopus porn could take place hundreds of feet in the air? Imagine the haunting, yet acrobatic tree-top sex scenes Ang Lee could create for Crouching Octopus.