Thursday, September 22, 2005

Borowitz: "KATE MOSS SCORES ENDORSEMENT DEAL WITH COLOMBIAN DRUG CARTEL" ... Supermodel to Become the New Face of Cocaine, Says Drug Lord
  • "According to those familiar with the deal, Ms. Moss signed a three-year contract for eight million dollars, with a street value of forty million."


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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2005 at 3:36 AM

    Way to go, Scoop.

    You know you've made it big when Borowitz starts stealing your jokes.

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