Other Crap

Chesney speaks over Renee split.

• I know that my job is basically to make fun of celebrities, but in this case, I'm actually going to defend them. People have published all kids of wild speculation about the fraud allegation, stuff like "Chesney might be gay" ... or impotent, or a pervert, or has a communicable disease, or whatever other bullshit. Frankly, those aren't even good possibilities. She would presumably have been able to figure out those sorts of things BEFORE they got married. The fraud would have to be something which is not completely obvious, and which she should have been told before the wedding. For example, if you are going to marry a woman, you don't have to tell her that you are blonde. She can see that. But you do have to mention that you have had a vasectomy. If a guy is unable (or unwilling) to have children, and failed to reveal it, that is nothing sinister or sensational, but it still provides very suitable grounds for annulment for a woman who wants to have her own children and whose biological clock is ticking.
• I'm not saying that is precisely the case in this instance, but their problem is probably something completely innocuous and private like that, as opposed to something sensational.
• On the other hand, I'd like to think that Chesney showed up for their wedding night wearing mime make-up and lace cowboy frills, talking like Truman Capote, while carrying a gigantic dildo and a big jar of industrial strength lube, and keeping a proctologist on 24 hour call. I'd like to ... but I doubt it went down like that.