Thursday, September 22, 2005

Condoms Are Named for Clinton, Lewinsky.
  • It's the same psychology as naming Louisville Sluggers after the ballplayers who use them.
  • "The 'Clinton' condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The 'Lewinsky' condom is not quite as good."
  • I'm not sure if I really want to buy either kind, however. "Clinton" is a pre-lubed model, and it's just too slick. Of course, for those of you who appreciate something slippery, "Clinton" is a good choice. On the other hand, as their bottom of the line model, "Lewinsky" just sucks.

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