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"Dutch police and park rangers have admitted they are powerless to stop a growing trend of outdoor sex orgies." Eric Droogh, who is director at the Veluwe National Park, said: "A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential." The head of one of Holland's biggest national parks says the problem is getting worse and has called for the government to make clear guidelines on outdoor sex orgies.

• You want guidelines? Here's my clear guidelines. It's OK if it involves naked hot chicks, especially celebrity lesbian orgies or women having sex with octopuses. If it involves any flabby guys in black socks, fatties, or ugly-bugly chicks, make 'em cover that shit unless they are having sex with hot chicks, unlikely though that might be. That is all.
• I would like to add, however, that the USA should also have a national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside.