Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Late Night with Conan O'Brien - last week's quotables
  • "In a recent interview, Martha Stewart says she didn't get into any fist fights in prison. Martha says she preferred to kick people to death"
  • "Yesterday, President Bush made his fifth visit to the area that received the most damage form Hurricane Katrina - the White House."
  • "In France, a man is in trouble because he lived with his dead mother for 5 years so he could keep collecting her pension. In a related story, this morning police arrested Melissa Rivers for the same thing."


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