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Roger Ebert cannot find it in his heart to award so much as a half of a star to Jenny MacCarthy's Dirty Love

Some sample quotes from Mr Ebert's review:

• "Here is a film so pitiful, it doesn't rise to the level of badness. It is hopelessly incompetent."
• "Todd McCarthy, the esteemed film critic of Variety, should have won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award for generosity after writing the 'whole package has a cheesy look.' This movie is an affront to cheese."
• "Jenny McCarthy has a technologically splendid bosom that should, in my opinion, be put to a better use than being vomited upon."

Note: check out Jenny's vomit-laden bosom for yourself in Scoopy's Pic o' the Day