- "Christina Aguilera got married last weekend and she asked that the guests not talk to the press about the wedding because she's shy. Then she asked the guests not to stare at her diamond-studded, crotchless wedding dress."
- "An arbiter upheld Terrell Owen's suspension and ruled that Owens cannot play for a pro-football team this year. On the bright side, Owens can still play for the New York Jets."
- "According to a new survey, 1 out of 5 New Yorkers is obese. As a result, New York is thinking of changing its name to 'Wisconsin.'"
- "This week, someone fired a pellet gun at the tour bus of Poison singer Bret Michaels but Michaels said it won't stop him from touring. Afterwards, the pellet shooter said, 'Good Lord, what do we have to do?'"
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Conan O'Brien's quotables for last week.
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