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Conan O'Brien's quotables for the week of Nov 15-18

• "This week Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito said that he's embarrassed by some of the things he wrote in the 1980s. It turns out Alito wrote the song 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.'"
• "The other day in Philadelphia a kindergarten teacher found a five-year-old student with eight bags of heroin. The teachers became suspicious when they noticed the child had a Courtney Love lunch box."