Other Crap

Jewish group demands Michael Jackson apology. And they want it in his James Earl Jones voice, not that sissy Liberace shit!

• They want him to make an insincere public apology for candid private comments which expressed his real feelings?
• "Gee, I'm really sorry people heard my comments."
• Oh, wait, I have it! Here's the spin: "I'm really sorry I felt those things about Jewish people in 2003. That was then. I'm a new man now. Since then, I have come to an understanding that the Jewish people have many incredible after-theater delis and some excellent entertainers, like Sammy Davis Jr."