Other Crap

"A 19-year-old student spent three agonizing days with a toothbrush lodged in her stomach - after she accidentally swallowed it and nobody would believe her."

• This story from the Phuket Gazette, an online English newspaper for Phuket, Thailand
• Their motto: "The news fit to print? Phuket"
• I was wondering where to find a toothbrush-swallowing story, but then I just figured "Phuket"
• Their tourism motto: "If you can't get to Bangkok - Phuket instead!"