Friday, December 02, 2005

Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Department Store Santa"
  • "There's always two or three elves on defibrillator duty"
  • "Tries to snort the fake snow"
  • "The suit is more orange than red and reads 'Auburn Correctional Facility'"
  • "Points out which kids he thinks will be gay"
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