Other Crap

"Citing his powers as Commander in Chief, President Bush has cancelled the TV drama 'The West Wing' for 'giving aid and comfort to the enemy.'

• 'It's a misinterpretization of what we're trying to do here,' Bush said at a recent press conference. 'The terrorists think we're all about feelings now, and we're not. We're about kicking ass. 'The West Wing' did not kick enough ass.'"