Monday, January 30, 2006

Conan O'Brien's latest quotables
  • "The New York Stock Exchange has a new ethics rule that prevents stockbrokers from taking clients to strip clubs, but they can take them to Broadway shows. Which may explain the latest Broadway hit: 'Strippers in Hootertown.'"
  • Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. The first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book no one will read.

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