Other Crap

"Firetruck joyride doesn't ring a bell"

• Here's a tip for you youngsters. If you're going to try to steal a firetruck, try not to crash it into the garage door of the fire station
• "He admits that on Sept. 9, 2005, he barreled down the road in the bright-red, 40,000-pound ladder truck with the fire station's garage door draped over the cab like a blanket."