Other Crap

"Six German airline passengers who said they were being held against their will on an aircraft stuck on the runway for hours during a snowstorm have filed 'false imprisonment' charges"

• Somebody give them my cell phone number in case they get stuck on the runway again. My airline would have taken off. That's my latest acquisition, Buddy Holly Airways. Toll-free, just call 1-800-DEATH, and ask for my pilot "Cap'n Bucky".