Other Crap

Another celebrity sex tape?. I hate the kind of coy, Hedda Hopper-syle, anonymous posturing practiced here, but here's what the site says (without offering any supporting evidence):

• "This one might be good, and I mean really good! Remember the remake of PLANET OF THE APES with Marky Mark from the funky bunch? WELLLLLLLLLLLL, one of the 'female' stars of the movie made a naughty sex tape and it's now making the rounds to various porn companies. Word is that someone is ready to place cashola in escrow to secure a viewing of the tape and make a purchase! And it's not the company you might think!"