- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
- The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris hates Sara Lee and Raymond.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
- The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not lift weights. Weights rise before Chuck Norris.
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