- Vice President Dick Cheney's list of hotel travel requirements -- featuring such bland fare as bottled water, diet Sprite, decaf coffee and a mandatory dose of Fox News -- has mushroomed into a major news story today after being leaked by the Smoking Gun. However, a secret addendum to the list reveals that Cheney also demands a loaded shotgun, a Bugs Bunny-Elmer Fudd DVD and an inflatable Ann Coulter sex doll. The VP also reserves the right -- if a television is tuned to any channel other than Fox News -- to smash the hell out of it then hurl it out the window. The Humor Gazette has obtained a similar list detailing the hotel requirements of fugitive terror kingpin Osama bin Laden, who often registers under the alias Osama Smith. "
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Osama's hotel demands
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