Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Letterman: "Top Ten Little Known Facts About Dick Cheney"
  • Enjoys reading his grandson excerpts from shady defense contracts
  • In 1994, underwent a failed sneer-reduction procedure
  • His undisclosed location is a Hooters in San Antonio
  • Loves the elderly -- well, shooting at them
  • His approval rating is now lower than his number of heart attacks

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