Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Baltimore police update
  • Baltimore must be the only American city where firing all the police would actually make the crime rate decrease.
  • When you think about it, Baltimore's police procedures make sense as a form of vertical integration. Why wait for the criminals to create crimes for you to solve? Why not be proactive? Just have the police commit the crimes, skip the middle man, and pass the savings on to us. The police get to benefit two ways (1) by deliberately not solving the crimes, they get to keep the loot (2) they get a bigger budget to combat the crime wave. It's genius!

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