Other Crap

Connery chosen as Britain's sexiest pensioner

• I guess he's the ONLY sexy pensioner in Britain, since an American finished second
• (Second place winner Tony Hopkins is an American citizen and lives in Los Angeles.)
• (The article says that third place winner Patrick Stewart is a sprightly lad of 64, but if that were true he would not even have been on the ballot. Men must be 65 to draw a pension in the UK. Stewart is 65, and will turn 66 in July)
• Helen Mirren was voted the sexiest lady pensioner, which sounds reasonable, since the old gal is still doing nude scenes and still looks pretty doggoned good.