Other Crap

I swear, this is a real headline at BBC News ... What would Jesus drive?

• This is specifically covered in the bible.
• God drives a Plymouth Fury. Psalms 2:5, "Then will He terrify them in His Fury."
• Jesus drives an Accord. John 7:28, "You know me, and you know where I come from? But I have not come of my own Accord."
• On the other hand, Jesus might change his mind if he test-drives the new Cadillac Moneychanger. He loves driving those Moneychangers.