Other Crap

Jerry Lewis to return to Vegas act

• "His old, 2 1/2-hour stage act featured a combination of singing, comedy, dancing and pratfalls."
• I may be an old cynic, but I'm pretty sure he's felled his last prats. The man is 80 years old, has been ill for six years, and was recently the size of a Buick Riviera.
• (His spokeswoman announced that he's dropped back to 176 pounds, but I'm still not expecting many prats to fall.)