Friday, May 19, 2006

"Police arrested a man after he tried to sell a valuable Rembrandt etching at a bar in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma."
  • Well, no wonder he got caught. The art police always have their eyes on Broken Arrow. I sell all my stolen Rembrandts at the Cracker Barrel restaurant out in Lampasas, Texas
  • And a tip for you youngsters. Fern bars are OK for stolen Rembrandts, but stolen Van Goghs command the highest price if you take them to honky-tonks.

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