Sleazy headline of the day:
Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone An 'Orangutan' ... Great technique from the "Have you stopped beating your wife?" school of innuendo. Spread a salacious rumor by placing "not" in the headline. You could substitute just about any noun or grammatically appropriate phrase for "orangutan" and the story would be equally valid.
- Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Jansenist'
- Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Flea-Bitten Nag'
- Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Lame Plastic Cunt'
In other headline news:
- Dick Cheney did not receive massive defense contact kickbacks
- Ted Kennedy did not rape Mother Teresa
- George Clooney and Brad Pitt did not have an affair
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