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High-tech efforts aim to track wooden cow thieves

• In Texas, our attitude depends entirely on disambiguation. If by wooden cow thieves, you mean, like bad actors stealing real cows, then we hang 'em.
• If you mean wooden robots stealing real cows, we burn' em - and then we hang the evil scientists controlling them.
• On the other hand, if you mean thieves who steal wooden cows, we honor them with statues and memorials. Austin even has the Tomb of the Unknown Wooden Cow Thief.