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Lance Armstrong receives the ultimate vindication! Exoneration doesn't get any sweeter than this.

• The investigator completely cleared Armstrong, beyond a shadow of a doubt: "This report exonerates Lance Armstrong completely with respect to alleged use of doping in the 1999 Tour de France."
• Let me quote from the report, because it is priceless:"It is completely irresponsible for anyone involved in the testing to suggest that the results constitute evidence of anything. To suggest in any way that any of the analyses results could possibly be associated with a particular rider or riders is misleading and constitutes at least gross negligence."
• But that's not the half of it. The report stated that Armstrong's accusers commited ethical violations, broke the rules of their own societies, probably broke the law, and stonewalled the investigation in order to hide the full extent of their wrongdoing!