Other Crap

It's August 15th, and you're on notice!

Today's notes:

• Dewey, you bastard. When I was a boy, I had my whole life planned out, and then I found out somebody had already numbered all the books, and I suddenly needed a new plan.
  
• Boo-Boo Bear. Sure, Yogi's little friend is all humble and polite and talks in the Joe Lieberman voice, but all of that can't hide one thing - he's a godless killing machine.
  
• "You do the math." This is what Bill Lumbergh would say at a staff meeting. So why is it on notice? You do the math.
  
• Kevin Smith's upcoming Aquaman 3. I don't know how Silent Bob managed to get permission from both Marvel and DC, but this must be the worst crossover ever. Aquaman from DC comics takes on Pope John Paul 2 from his Marvel appearance.
  The damned thing has two major problems: (1) it's exactly the same movie as Dogma; (2) the climactic scene is a rip-off. They are fighting in the steps of a Church, the strength of both men waning, and the whole thing depends on which one of them can get to the holy water first to replenish his powers.