Today's notes:
- Swedish pirates? Sweden is no place for pirates. Those cruel bastards must know that their parrots can't survive the harsh Swedish winters. Not even the Norwegian Blue. (Beautiful plumage.)
- Existential philosophy. Everyone knows there is only one philosophy that makes sense. The Carling philosophy.
- Mr. Floatie. You slacker. Don't we have enough people on the unemployment rolls? Get off your ass and become a politician. Being a giant piece of shit, you have all the right qualifications.
- The Care Bears. GKM. 'Nuff said.
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