Today's notes:
- That mathematical genius guy proved the Poincare Conjecture by imagining pudding in an infinite number of containers in an infinite number of shapes, all capable of becoming spheres. Once again, the proof is in the pudding.
- Bear dicks are shrinking? Aren't they ornery enough already?
- New Testament PJs. I'm just not going to give up my Old Testament PJs. Dude, some things are just classics.
- Walt Disney's staff decided today that Pluto is no longer a dog, because of the new definition requiring cartoon dogs to talk and to be taller than cartoon mice. Goofy is still a dog, but Pluto has been reduced to the status of dwarf dog.
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