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The Weekend Warrior's box office outlook for the upcoming weekend

• Snakes on a Plane is expected to be the runaway champ, grossing as much as the next two added together.
  
• Distributors sure are being conservative with Little Miss Sunshine. It is expected to finish second in revenues per theater, but will only be in 660 locations.
  
• The overall box office is expected to be just about dead even with last year.
  
• Edward Norton's The Illusionist is not expected to crack the list, which isn't surprising since it's only going to be on 40 screens.
  
• Accepted, the comedy about the kid who starts his own college, is expected to finish second, but with no special distinction.