Other Crap

Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Isn't Really Dead"

• He's appearing in Atlantic City this weekend with Tony Danza
  
• He's captain of the Muslim team on the all new 'Survivor'
  
• Empty case of Yoo-Hoo was recently discovered in lawless border region of Afghanistan
  
• During Fashion Week, he unveiled his fall line of turbans