Monday, September 18, 2006

"Major League Baseball career hits leader Peter Rose has reportedly signed a collection of 'confession balls.'"
  • I've never seen him called "Peter" before. The new, dignified Rose?
  • According to the New York Daily News, Rose, who was banished from the sport for gambling on games, signed the inscription "I'm sorry I bet on baseball", on the balls which are expected to become collectors' items.
  • I think I've explained why Pete bet on baseball. He had to do something. When he retired from baseball as the all-time hit leader, one of his teammates said, "I'll betcha a million bucks you get in the Hall of Fame ...?"

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