Friday, September 22, 2006

This week's major movie releases: update
  • Jet Li's Fearless, 1800 theaters, 73% positive reviews. Consensus: beautifully filmed, beautifully choreographed.
  • Jackass Number Two, 3100 theaters, 68% positive reviews. Consensus: these total jerks can be pretty fuckin' funny.
  • Flyboys, 2000 theaters, 36% positive reviews. Consensus: full of itself for no good reason.
  • All The King's Men, 1500 theaters, 16% positive reviews. Consensus: Razzie time! Outrageous overacting, inflated posturing, and wallowing in more pig shit than James Gandolfini's character.

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