Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Doctors, nurses and health visitors in Lancashire could be banned from wearing novelty socks to work.
  • I have stopped wearing novelty socks to visit the dying because I figure I can cause more commotion by wearing them to the funeral. Especially when I wear shorts. Besides, the bedridden don't really get a very good look at one's socks, so I wear novelty ties instead.

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