Monday, October 02, 2006

George Michael has been arrested and cautioned after being found once again slumped over the wheel of his car in London
  • OK, "arrested" I can see, but "cautioned"? Is that kind of barbaric cruelty permitted under international law? Man, those bobbies are tough. We need to get them involved in anti-terrorism. "Stop, Osama bin Laden. I caution you in the name of the crown."
  • Michael immediately responted to the stern cautioning with a solemn oath to change his life completely. He will never again be found slumped over the wheel of his car in London. He's moving to Guildford.

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