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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts"

• When a fan shouted, 'Sing 'Memories',' she beat him to death with her high heel
  
• At conclusion of 'The Way We Were,' bites off the head of a bat
  
• Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch 'Yentl'
  
• Now believes that people who need people are only the third-luckiest people in the world
  
• When a cameraman accidentally photographed her from the wrong side, she shot him with a 12-gauge
  
• Finally had a nose job -- to make it bigger!