Sunday, October 22, 2006

More Things You Didn't Know About Kim Jong Il. A long and hilarious thread at Fark. Some of my favorites:

  • Every year at Thanksgiving, he pardons a dog
  • Dogs can't smell him.
  • Was once in consideration for the part of "Long Duk Dong" in John Hughes's seminal classic "Sixteen Candles".
  • He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • Once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury.
  • Taught Fritz Von Erich how to properly administer The Iron Claw.
  • He wrote 7 operas devoted to Richard Crenna
  • Came third in the Eurovision Song Contest competing for Portugal in 1959
  • He really can throw a football over them mountains

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