Other Crap

"In a special pre-Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him in giving thanks for the following things"

• Let’s be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place.
  
• Let’s be thankful that by the time I finally had to go to Vietnam, I never had to leave my limo.
  
• Let’s be thankful that even though my approval numbers are at a record low, they’re still higher than my grades at Yale.
  
• Let’s be thankful for Sony PlayStation Portable, which really helps you get through those long Cabinet meetings when they’re going on and on about the economy.
  
• Let’s be thankful that in nine months it will be August and then I can go on summer vacation again.
  
• Let be thankful that as bad as my career is right now, it's still in better shape than Kramer's.