Tuesday, December 05, 2006

"Gweneth Paltrow hates America", from What Would Tyler Durden Do
My point is Gwen is insane and hilariously ill-informed. She has no formal education, unless you count making ashtrays in pottery class or the Smiling Bear sticker she earned in Cultural Understanding. So when people like this want to lecture you on American history or political science, just keep in mind that they’re comparing it to a utopia where Unicorns fly over gumdrop rainbows so a centaur can brush their hair. Just like the village they saw while chasing shrooms with X that time in their Gulfstream.

While I agree with what he said, I don't think one should disparage another's intellectual achievements unless one can spell her name right! Paltrow is no Einstein, but she can spell "Gwyneth."

No comments:

Post a Comment