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Make Google Laugh

Tell Google a joke and it tells you how funny it is in precise mathematical terms to four decimal places. I typed in "My dick is so big it won't take Spielberg's calls" and it told me it was 54.3668% funny!

My next one scores 94 and change: "A guy walks into a sky-high bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"

I finally got 100% on my third try: "Yo momma is so fat she didn't have children, just suburbs."