Sunday, February 04, 2007

Bush Administration tried to bribe the groundhog
"I was told that a verdict of six more weeks of winter would result in a grant of $10,000 for the town of Punxsutawney and possible front page real estate for Phil on the NOAA Website. They gave me suggestions for how I could artificially create a shadow using a flashlight and my hands, and even gave me a groundhog stencil, so I could spray paint gray shadows around Phil’s hole.

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